Rubber Duck Bait
Tough, outdoorsy athletes take fancy scented baths. That’s just a fact. That’s why we blended Epsom salts and lavender essential oils with 400 mg of full-spectrum CBD. Fill your tub. Sprinkle in some salt. Get in and relax.
Legally, we’re required to mention that if you don’t have great insulation, your bathroom might fill with rubber ducks. Apparently they can smell this stuff from miles away? Anyway, you can just ignore them. They’re usually pretty friendly.
Who’s this for?
We know you already love the water, but have you considered just… floating there?
Whoa. You never mentioned you did crossfit! Give those big ole’ muscles a break and take a soak.
Do like the Romans did: shoot some arrows and embrace bathtime. You can bring a friend.
Did you know ice is frozen? Brr. Brr! You should probably warm up before you turn into a snowperson.
You… need a bath.