For legal purposes, we can’t say this balm will cure all your aches and pains, but we can say that it’s the balm-dot-com. Each jar contains 1000 mg of full-spectrum CBD (that’s the good kind), and soothing, high-koalaty eucalyptus.
We’re 100% cruelty-free, so we should note that this product was not tested on koalas. A large shipment was, however, stolen by an elite band of ne’er-do-well koalas who remain at large. If you’re reading this, Kevin, we’re onto you.
Who’s this for?
Put this on your dry, crackly hands. Give those calluses some love before you tear them off!
Tell your loved one to massage this into your sore calves. Don’t have a loved one? Oh. Gee. Why not?
Wow! Your feet look terrible! Put some of this on your tootsies, then throw on your snuggliest socks. It’s like a spa day for your feet.
Tennis elbow? Slap on some balm and an ice pack. This would also work for racquetball elbow, squash elbow, or cricketer elbow, but crikey, we’re not in Australia.
How’s the whole “sitting down” thing going for you? Comfy? We didn’t think so. Give your butt the love it deserves and soothe those aching saddle sores.